I bought a bottle of mystery liquid in Poland. It was a confusing experience that reminded me of the need to understand cultural context when we read the Bible. So, I talked about it in church.
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Can you tell the difference between an atheist, a liberal, and an evangelical?
Can you tell the difference between an atheist, a liberal, and an evangelical?
Seems like it should be easy enough, right? Well, not exactly…
I have been teaching on apologetics in church lately. A few weeks ago, I did a presentation on bible manuscripts (available here, but only in Russian), and last Sunday, I spoke on the reliability of the biblical autographs (see the whole thing here).
As an introduction to this Sunday’s talk, we played a game. I took quotes from different sources and had our congregation guess if the quote came from an atheist, a liberal, or an evangelical.
Christmas Songs on Obscure Instruments
You’re welcome.
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Soviet Propaganda Art
The Good Place: A Mythology for Moralistic Therapeutic Deism
Some Christians try to avoid television shows that promote ideas that are in conflict with Christianity, but I prefer to watch with a theologically critical eye. I guess I like to take on challenges like that, but if you are more inclined to avoid conflicts, that’s fine as well. One popular show these days is called The Good Place, which is in its fourth and final season (I’ll avoid any major spoilers for those who haven’t been watching). The Good Place blatantly rejects Christianity, but I enjoy it, first of all because the comedy is golden, but also because if you watch it critically, you can pick up on what Hollywood thinks about some big questions in life. I wouldn’t be surprised if many have fallen for some false teachings while watching, but if Christians are equipped to watch critically, I think they might be able to understand better why this show is contrary to the Bible and which untruths specifically are being promoted.
I have concluded that The Good Place is a mythology for moralistic therapeutic deism. That’s a mouthful, so first I would like to describe what the show is about, then I will define the terms “mythology” and “moralistic therapeutic deism” to show why The Good Place meets this description.[Read More]
Explaining Titus 1:6 in the Most Redneck Way Possible
I was in Mississippi the other day and a friend told me a story that seems rather characteristic of the Southern United States. He said that when his sons were young, he would tell them that they could play with snakes out in the yard, so long as they weren’t venomous snakes. After he issued the rule, whenever his sons would find a snake, they would pick it up, take it to him, and ask, “Is this one venomous?”
For some reason, it seems that in the South we have better snake stories that in other parts of the world. I remember sitting around a table at Whataburger in Texas with some old guys and they had some great snake stories to tell… But, we aren’t here to exchange snake tales today.
We’ve recently received an inquiry about the qualifications of overseers in Titus 1:5–9:
The reason I left you in Crete was to set in order the remaining matters and to appoint elders in every town, as I directed you. An elder must be blameless, the husband of one wife, with faithful children who cannot be charged with dissipation or rebellion. For the overseer must be blameless as one entrusted with God’s work, not arrogant, not prone to anger, not a drunkard, not violent, not greedy for gain. Instead he must be hospitable, devoted to what is good, sensible, upright, devout, and self-controlled. He must hold firmly to the faithful message as it has been taught, so that he will be able to give exhortation in such healthy teaching and correct those who speak against it.
This is a controversial passage, because we see things like “the husband of one wife” and “faithful children who cannot be charged with dissipation or rebellion.” Wait a minute, isn’t this verse about choosing an overseer to serve in local church leadership? Why are we examining his divorce record and children instead of only examining the candidate himself?
Let’s return to the snake analogy. All snakes are good and have some role in their environment. For example, the harmless prairie kingsnake helps control the rodent population. Rattlesnakes are beautiful (at least in my backwoods redneck mind, anyway), but since they are venomous, they are dangerous for children to play with.
If the rule is, “Don’t touch venomous snakes,” then a child is likely to pick up a rattlesnake to take to dad and ask, “Is this one venomous?” and perhaps be bitten in the process. If instead the rule is, “Don’t touch any snakes,” then the child may miss out on playing with a kingsnake, but he won’t be bitten by a rattlesnake in the meantime.
God doesn’t want venomous personalities in authority over the local church. Just as an old redneck can look at a snake’s head and tell if it is venomous, God can look at a man’s heart and tell if he’s venomous, but the ones who actually need to make the discernment do not have the insight that the father/Father has, so simplified rules provide a safety net from the venomous ones. The guidelines set in Titus 1:5–9 protect the church by barring those who have divorces or rebellious children from serving in this capacity.
This does not mean that every man who has had a divorce is a bad husband, or that every man with a rebellious child is a bad father. There could be a host of reasons for the problems at home. Just as forbidding a child to play with any snake protects him even if it forbids playing with harmless snakes, forbidding any divorcé from serving in leadership protects the church even if it forbids some potentially great leaders in the meantime.
Several years ago, I heard of an unfortunate example of a church playing with a venomous snake. A manipulative man had just run his second marriage into the ground and alienated his children. He then moved to a different city where he threw a pity party for himself and gained the trust of a local church and was given a position of leadership over a ministry committee.1 It was not long before this man had caused a schism within the committee and alienated several church members from the ministries where they had been so cheerfully serving. It is a trend with this man: he splits his family, he splits God’s family; he alienates his children, he alienates God’s children.
In retrospect, it seems apparent that the man is a rattlesnake, but at the time, perhaps it was difficult to discern whether he was dangerous or not (after all, a good manipulator will be able to fool those around him). Perhaps a better thing to do would have been to put the man in a less authoritative position, perhaps as a committee member, rather than committee leader. By no means should being divorced or having rebellious children prevent someone from serving in the local church. We are all broken and have ugly pasts. It’s just that men in this particular category are restricted in their service from being in the role of overseer.
Regardless of your past, there is a way you can be serving right now.